Okay if you can’t fuck with a person because of:
- Pubic hair
- Stretch marks
- Any other natural occurrence of the human form
You aren’t really worthy of it anyway
the calendar of small talk
The social algorithm
you forgot “This snow is terrible” and “why isn’t it spring yet?”
That was a read.
Kelis is having non of the bullshit.
Reblog ad infinitum.
― Douglas Adams (via psych-quotes)
Don’t thirst follow me. You’ll be very disappointed.
He reblogged cuz he’s a witness.
Unknown (via purplebuddhaproject)
It wasn’t even that serious.
I didn’t even have a good time.
Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)