That yogurt chick that always brings yogurt to class….
Cause a girl woke up too early and didn’t eat enough iron rich foods for a day like this…
• get hair did
• get eyebrows turnt
• maybe get a manicure if I’m feeling up to it
• eat a Quinoa bowl
• have a lot of caffeine
• Go to work
You made double date plans for the weekend and the couple breaks up three days before the event..
When you reach for things outside of your comfort zone you win a lot more folks.
You’re really something else. You keep talking all this shit about you don’t deserve me and blah blah….If you don’t deserve someone then you fucking make up for it by being the best you can be, and instead you were the worst version of yourself that I’ve ever encountered."
My little sis: okay do you know how lucky you are that you're over 18? You know how many music festivals you can go to that I want to go to right now like I just saw the line up for this one in Quebec and almost started crying because 4 of my favorite bands and I mean FAVORITEEEEEEEE BANDDDSS are all playing this year and I cant freaking see them because no one will drive to quebec with me and camp on grounds or pay the ticket price like oh my gosssssshh
Me: Yeah. .. well... Uhm. .. Lol... Obviously no one's gonna drive to Quebec and do all that
Me: ⚡NEWSFLASH ⚡